Brautiham Sandwich

Ingredients:
ham, obviously
any other meats of your choice
lettuce
onion
cheese
crayons, non-toxic or toxic, whichever you may prefer
paper
round roll

First, draw the sandwich you wish to make with crayons. Then, cut the roll in half. Fill both halves, but each half must have different contents(meats, lettuce, onion, cheese). Peel paper off crayons, then break them and put them into a bowl. Heat in microwave until melted, than quickly pour in one half of sandwich. When wax dries, it is ready to eat. Make one sandwich per person, or, if possible, have everyone make their own. Eat on a stage around a table using original drawing as place mat. Be as messy as possible. Food fights are permitted. When full, do not clean up after yourself. Use whatever mess you made as the set design for a play which you will put on after eating.